What have you learned from children? People ask what you learned from your parents, but what about children? - double blade adult ice skates
Some things I learned from children .......
1. A big waterbed holds enough water to fill a deep house from 2000 square feet and four inches.
2. If you spray paint on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. With 3 years, the voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash in a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough for a child of 42 pounds in his underwear again, Batman and Superman Cape. It is strong enough to spread but the color on all four walls of a room 20x20 feet.
5. You should not throw baseballs, if the fan. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, he has to throw the ball once or twice before they succeed. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) does not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. If you use the toilet and the words "Uh-oh, listen, it's too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and manyit.
Double Blade Adult Ice Skates What Have You Learned From Children? People Ask What You Learned From Your Parents, But What About Children?
5 comments:
What a list of charm, thank you so much for posting it. I have children, then I heard strange things.
Canned tuna rests on the firing of rockets incredible distances.
Always empty the pockets of a child in front of the washing of clothes, because the worms travel through the hair gently.
Fractures are to be somewhat proud, but a stepfather is a different kind of pain.
It is possible to absorb nutrients through Xbox Live, eliminating the need to eat.
That's why I've never been with children.
Cent * also pass through the digestive tract of two years (and here I refer to the doctrine "of Lego), but it takes 5-7 days and 6 x-rays. In the meantime, nurses in the hall Emergency Stop "Gabrielle" and begins to call her "Penny"
* The wallpaper in the "Penny bedroom is pink. What is chipping. Order a color that I had to call:" We are too poor to buy in the 30s in every color except blue poisonous.
* The "... blue is toxic powder.
* First glue, not to the powder blue color.
* There is no such thing as "child-proof."
* Bedtime is negotiable. It is too! Is! Is!
* Even the smallest piece of the fungus is ugly.
* All the prophets of the Old Testament was a hill "... a dress ... rib.
* The place where we wash our cars, is called the "washing of strings.
* The world is a magical place. Even if I were to make my swing for meMexico is a magical and enchanting, beautiful place!
Cent * also pass through the digestive tract of two years (and here I refer to the doctrine "of Lego), but it takes 5-7 days and 6 x-rays. In the meantime, nurses in the hall Emergency Stop "Gabrielle" and begins to call her "Penny"
* The wallpaper in the "Penny bedroom is pink. What is chipping. Order a color that I had to call:" We are too poor to buy in the 30s in every color except blue poisonous.
* The "... blue is toxic powder.
* First glue, not to the powder blue color.
* There is no such thing as "child-proof."
* Bedtime is negotiable. It is too! Is! Is!
* Even the smallest piece of the fungus is ugly.
* All the prophets of the Old Testament was a hill "... a dress ... rib.
* The place where we wash our cars, is called the "washing of strings.
* The world is a magical place. Even if I were to make my swing for meMexico is a magical and enchanting, beautiful place!
Hahahah, thankss!
Today my nephew is 6 years has taught me that there is an invisible monster that makes an insult to his brother, and fight. Soo is totally innocent! :)) If you respect his already done so, please, that this has nothing to do with it. Is the evil monsters! :))
Have a nice Friday!
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